Can everyone please stop posting humerous rubbish here, or rename bugtraq to chain-letter-traq. Cheers, Neil > > > > > This message has been sent to you for bad luck. The original is in Brazil. > > It has never been sent around the world. The bad luck has now been sent to > > you. You will receive bad luck within four days of receiving this message - > > Provided you do not destroy this letter immediately. This is no joke. > > The chain originates in Saudi Arabia. You will receive bad luck in the > > mail. If you send copies of this message to anybody, you will immediately > > develop a terminal illness, and die in severe pain. If you have not > > destroyed this message within 96 hours, you will develop a number of very > > embarrassing personal problems. A United States Officer destroyed this > > letter and later discovered that $2,000,000,000,000 had been deposited in > > his bank account. Another man received $40,000, but because he failed to > > destroy the letter within the time limit, he lost it. Whereas in Turkey, > > John Doe destroyed the letter and became the sole benefactor in the will > > of an eccentric billionaire. Please do not send 100 copies, or indeed > > any copy of this letter to anybody. The chain originates in the Bahamas. > > A Missionary from South China named Emmsoosey le Maadoltroot wrote this > > message in 1972, and died soon after in a freak accident with a > > trouser-press. Since then, this letter has completely failed to go around > > the world 9 times. Since the letter must be destroyed, you must totally > > fail to send it to anybody you know, and destroy it immediately. After a > > few days, you will forget you ever recieved this letter - even if you are > > not superstitious. The original is now owned by Bill Clinton. Do not do > > the following. Deanna Troi received this letter in 1969. After failing to > > destroy the letter, all her teeth fell out. When Elizabeth Windsor recieved > > a copy of this letter, she had her secretary mail out 20 copies, afterwhich > > everyone wanted independance from her commonwealth. Sherlock Holmes > > received this letter, and destroyed it immediately after he had read it. > > Later, he became the best known private detective ever in the history of > > the world. In 1996, the message was recieved by a young man in Alabama. It > > was very faded and barely readable. He promised himself he would retype it, > > but he set it aside to do later. However, the letter was not destroyed > > within 96 hours. Soon after, his house burnt down, destroying the letter. > > Soon after this happened, it was revealed to him that he was in fact, the > > long lost first son of Elvis Presley, and was awarded 36 million dollars > > in a legal test-case. Please remember: Do NOT send this letter on destroy > > it immediately, else who knows what might happen. > > -- > > Walter Belgers I am just what I want > > walter@giga.iaehv.nl not what I need > > > > > > > -- > ------------------------------------------+----------------------------------- > Mailed using ELM on FreeBSD | Karl Strickland > PGP 2.3a Public Key Available. | Internet: karl@bagpuss.demon.co.uk > | > > > -- Let the Mystery Be, So Watcha Want, Longing In Their Hearts, Hate My Way, M-Bike, Safari, Uncle June and Aunt Kiyoti, Daisy Dead Petals, Tuff Gnarl. ...like a badger with an afro throwing sparklers at the Pope...